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I’m going to grad school in Norwich located in the United Kingdom. Just outside of Minot, there’s a Norwich. We’ve got a Surrey, a York, and a Leeds too. Three seconds of Wikipedia searching found this:

"Norwich was founded in 1901 and named after Norwich, England in an effort to please Great Northern Railway stockholders from England.”

Those three pictures sum up the whole of the U.S. version of my future new city. Not exactly a bustling metropolis.

I hope East Anglia has less mosquitoes than the NoDak.

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  • My little sister is staying with my grandparents during an internship in Bismarck. Pop culture lessons abound. She texted me about a conversation held during a viewing of that TLC show where celebrities track down their family history. This particular episode stars Matthew Broderick.
  • Erica: Have you ever seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
  • Grandma: Yes, I think we have. Harris Buford you say?
  • Grandpa: No, Ferris Bueller. He's the one that killed his wife, right?
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-No!

-Don’t step on

-the official

-Visa

-documents

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Damn mosquito bit my arm and now the Red River Valley is swollen and itchy.

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If you’re training at your new job, and your trainer has a tattoo of North Dakota on her arm, it’s best not to bitch about how much you hate “this worthless state” or how much you want to “leave this shitty town”. Trainers don’t appreciate that kind of toxic and disrespectful language. North Dakotans don’t have sympathy for spoiled whiners. Teller lines can be lonely places, and in a business where balancing is everything, it’s best not to tip the scale. 

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Oligodontia!

An explanation of the cluster-cuss that is my mouth.

And some insight into that peg tooth conundrum. Turns out it wasn’t Kristin’s fault when she kicked me in the face. Still.

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jewist:

so i updated that orange is the new black offense thing bc it was kind of inaccurate and i added some of my faves ok here

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